Word Verification Balderdash - Feb. 4, 2010

This is a weekly meme hosted by Ryan at Wordsmithonia where you take the verification characters you have to input when commenting on other blogs and make up definitions for them.(Keeping in mind that real words would take the fun out of this).

Here's my list of this weeks "words" and don't be surprised if one day you find them in a dictionary somewhere...ok probably not, but here goes:

chenvi - The psycological term for someone wishing they had Jay Leno's chin. Of late, these diagnoses have been on the decline while there's been a marked increase in the ailment known as conanitis.

nogilist - The job title of the person responsible for disposal of all expired Egg Nog at the end of the holiday season. Nogilists usually end up seeking rehabilitative care come February, as the normal method employed involves mass consumption of the Egg Nog (with no shortage of rum in the mix).

mugnega - The gigantic mug used by the nogilist, an essential tool of their trade. It features a built in straw and miniature refrigeration unit.

swwcalet - The Kenyan equivalent of the skiing chalet. While resembling the Swiss version in form, the function is very different as it is used to store the massive palm nuts for the championship Jackstones tournament. Smaller swwcalet are built around the larger building to house the thousands of International spectors this popular Kenyan game draws.